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Super Bowl Party Permission Slip For Men

January 29, 2009

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I apologize to all my readers for not posting in a few days. To be honest, I have actually injured myself. How? Alligator wresting? Sky diving? Saving an innocent bystander from being run over by a city bus? No. Not exactly. I injured myself, this is embarrassing, working on my blog. I’m not kidding. I’ve […]

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Telemarketing Phone Sex

January 23, 2009

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This is difficult to admit but I must get it off my chest. I had phone sex with a telemarketer. I’m sure some of you will respond with a resounding, “awesome!” while others will retort, “you sicko!” Those of you who approve might switch sides once I provide one minor additional detail. How do I […]

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My Three-Year-Old Does Not Notice Obama Is Black Why Should We?

January 22, 2009

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To be honest, I simply didn’t have the time, or inclination, to watch any of the Obama inauguration, except that butchered oath http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMyPf4qvdbw. That was awkward. Other than another swearing-in of a president who just so happens to have a higher level of melanin in his skin compared to the previous 43 pasty men who […]

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$160 Million for Obama Inauguration Too Much? It’s Not Nearly Enough!

January 19, 2009

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Instead of asking are we spending too much I’m asking are we spending enough.

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Fried Daddy

December 30, 2008

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Last night (oh, at about 11 PM) I decided to install a dimmer switch for the recessed lighting in the kitchen (it feels like a tanning booth when they are on full blast). It couldn’t wait until the next day, oh nooooooooooo. It had to be done last night. Have I ever installed a dimmer […]

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